Please allow ordering 15 minutes after 11am until 8:45pm
no sandwiches or appetizers after 5 PM on week ends

listed prices subject to change without notice

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You’ll Love Our Food…
or It’s Free!

The Best Pizza in Metairie is Mark Twain’s Pizza. We are open for lunch and dinner, serving a wide variety of your favorite meals with a smile.

We offer salads, po-boys, muffelettas, along with a large selection of our famous pizzas and desserts. We also have a wide selection of your favorite beers and wine.

Whatever you order at Mark Twain’s Pizza, your dining satisfaction is guaranteed-and everything is served with a smile!

You Deserve to Be Rewarded

For every dollar you spend you’ll earn points towards a Loyalty Certificate. When you earn your certificate it will be redeemable on your next visit.

You work hard for your money, why not get rewarded when you are treating yourself to an evening out!

Sign up now, or, if you are already a member, check your points.

Our Guarantee

We’re so incredibly confident in our products we unconditionally guarantee your satisfaction. In the unlikely event you’re unhappy, we’ll make it right or we’ll make it on the house.

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$ 10.99 Tuesday - Friday

Small two topping pizza + free soft drink

Our Hours

Tues to Sat 11am - 9pm

Sunday 5pm - 9pm

Mondays Closed

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What Others Are Saying

"The pizza is great!"
- Suzie Lyons from New Orleans, LA

"Good food, child friendly, great service"
- Kenneth Alfortish from Metairie, LA

"Always wonderful, the best in the city!"
- Margaret Miller from Terrytown, LA

"As usual, the pizza was extraordinary. Keep up the good work. It is always a pleasure to visit your restaurant ~ We all look forward to a delicious meal and have never been disappointed."
- Jane Bartlett from New Orleans, LA